Reviews
Rating by month
| Month | Reviews | Average | Owner replies |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-10 | 14 | 3.79 | 14 |
| 2026-09 | 4 | 3.50 | 4 |
| 2026-08 | 12 | 4.33 | 9 |
| 2026-07 | 13 | 4.92 | 13 |
| 2026-06 | 10 | 3.50 | 10 |
| 2026-05 | 7 | 4.29 | 7 |
Latest reviews
I’ve been coming to this location for three years and honestly I haven’t had anything here that wasn’t absolutely delicious. I love their wings, and every single pizza is fantastic, love the Ellen, spicy pepperoni, and the mushroom pizza. The fried Brussels sprouts and the fries are also so good. Yeah…. This place is a sf staple now.
Thank you !!!
Hey Josh, glad to hear you enjoyed Square Pie Guys. We appreciate your support and look forward to serving you again soon.
Always delicious, best pepperoni in SF!
Willie, we're glad you think our pepperoni is the best in SF. Happy to hear you enjoy it, thanks for choosing Square Pie Guys.
Ashley, we're glad you had a great experience at Square Pie Guys. Your visit matters to us, and we'll keep serving tasty pies.
Great to see a 4-star! Glad you stopped by Square Pie Guys. We'll keep pushing to make your next meal even better.
Manav, we're glad things hit the mark with Square Pie Guys. Your support means a lot, and we hope to see you again soon.
If you haven’t tried square guys, you are missing out!!<br>Now I love all pizza especially nyc style traditional round pies but for an almost equal experience, try square guys pizza. Amazing crust, phenomenal edges, enjoy!!!!
Peter, we appreciate you sharing this. We're glad the crust and edges hit the mark and that Square Pie Guys can bring that NYC-style vibe. Thanks for the love!
Hi Ram Nepali, we're glad you enjoyed your experience at Square Pie Guys. Thank you for your feedback.
No place to dine in, pizza looks extremely small, I tried to ask a question to an employee and got completely ignored three times. Stared at straight in the face and then ignored. Will never be coming back and will never be spending any money here
Hi Omar, I'm Marc, the owner of Square Pie Guys. I'm really sorry about your visit. Being ignored when you ask a question is not okay, and it's not how I want anyone treated in our shop.<br><br>I'm also a little confused about the dining room, since we do have seating. I'd like to figure out whether it was closed or something else was going on when you came in.<br><br>Would you email me at marc@squarepieguys.com and let me know what day and time you stopped by? I want to understand what happened so I can give my team real feedback. Thanks for letting us know, and I hope you'll give me the chance to make it right.
Weird options in delivery app
Hi there! Thanks for your feedback. We’re very sorry to hear your experience wasn’t up to par. Please email us at info@squarepieguys.com so we can make things right and address any concerns you may have --Square Pie Guys!
I ordered a pizza for my boyfriend off DoorDash as we have heard amazing things about this company. When he ordered (being aware of his dairy allergy) I immediately called to ask for no cheese since the company doesn’t provide the option to select no cheese on the app like all major operations already do. I repeatedly called which I would expect from a popular restaurant on a Saturday night. After 4 minutes and the fear that I wouldn’t get through he decided to call himself and got a representative on the phone. He asked if he could have his pie cheese free due to his allergy. The gentleman promptly told him no which seemed odd to say the least. When he inquired why it wasn’t feasible, he was first told 1. That it would make the pizza too dry. As someone who has lived with his condition his entire life he is more than aware the pizza will be drier, which is always the preference over not breathing. Wanting to live he then inquired If he could change it to the non-dairy option (this was not the initial selection because as someone who has tasted a number of different dairy-free cheeses, they never come close to the real thing. Additionally, we have never had a company say they wouldn’t accommodate an allergy) he was told that he couldn’t because it was already in the oven.<br><br>My initial thoughts are to advise not to eat here due to the stench of apathy, ableism, and poor customer service. As a pizza lover I’d say don’t eat here and go to a place where you can get your pizza the way you actually want it. The being able to breathe afterwards is just an added bonus.
Hi there! Thanks for your feedback. We’re very sorry to hear your experience wasn’t up to par. Please email us at info@squarepieguys.com so we can make things right and address any concerns you may have --Square Pie Guys!
Hi there! Thanks for your feedback. We’re very sorry to hear your experience wasn’t up to par. Please email us at info@squarepieguys.com so we can make things right and address any concerns you may have --Square Pie Guys!
Their vodka sauce is to die for, if going for creat you own pair it with the peppers and jalapenos - you won't regret it.
Dhruvam, we're really glad you loved the vodka sauce! Pairing it with peppers and jalapeños sounds tasty. Thanks for choosing us.
Classic pepperoni cups pizza
Brent, glad you enjoyed the classic pepperoni cups pizza at Square Pie Guys. We appreciate you sharing your experience and hope to welcome you back soon.
I came here a while ago with my family. I was lucky enough to meet the owner who gave his recommendations and was super friendly. The pizza was really good - the dough was light and airy. All the ingredients tasted fresh and were delicious. It’s hard to find a square slice that isn’t overly greasy. I didn’t feel heavy after eating which is good. I don’t live in the area, but I’ll definitely stop by again when I am.
Loved hearing you enjoyed the light dough and fresh ingredients at Square Pie Guys, and that meeting the owner added to your visit. We're glad you'll swing by again if you're in the area.
pretty good pizza
Thank you for the positive feedback. We'll keep that crust and flavor coming. Appreciate you choosing Square Pie Guys.
Not good service
Hi Dinesh - So sorry to see this review and receive that feedback. Please email me, Marc@squarepieguys.com - if you're willing, I'd love to understand where we dropped the ball here and offer you a refund.
I like my hot honey chicken wings! I don’t usually do square pie pizzas but the dough is delicious!
Zoey, we're glad you enjoyed the hot honey wings and found the dough tasty! It means a lot that you gave our square pies a try. Thanks for the smile on this one. We're here for more delicious bites anytime.
Caleb, glad to hear you enjoyed Square Guys! That 5-star nod means a lot to us. We're stoked you had a great experience.
Really great gluten-free deep dish, the dough had nice crisp to it and was fluffy. Great for doughy pizza, much better than premade crusts. As a long time gluten-free eater this scores high in the hand-tossed or "scratch dough" category. Very tired of high reviews for cauliflower crust, IMO you should have just made it in the oven at home.<br><br>Would recommend green goddess dressing for dip and the enlightened sips jasmine soda water tea.<br><br>I do wish that I could have ordered a salad but no croutons wasn't available via doordash.
Lindsey, we are really glad the gluten free deep dish hit the mark for you. The exterior was crisp and the interior fluffy, perfect for a doughy fan like you. We love the green goddess dip idea too. Your note about salads on delivery menus helps us understand what you are missing. Thanks for sharing your experience with us.